Quirky Bedtime Reader Gifts

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Great British Eccentrics.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Bedtime story.

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Cat and fishing instruction

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

'Good book?'

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Gigolo Diary

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Louse and garden...