Cozy Night Reader Gifts

'The Thrill of the Chaste.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Pyjama party

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

"So, you're staying in then?"

Book Igloo

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Sleeping masks

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Blanket Pull

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

The Invention of Reading in Bed.