Cozy Night Reader Prints

'The Thrill of the Chaste.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Pyjama party

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

Sleeping masks

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Book Igloo

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Blanket Pull

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Fifty Shades of Yellow

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"