Cozy Couch Reader Gifts

He'd heard of curling up on the couch with a good book, but he'd never tried it.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

The Common Sutra.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Book Igloo

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Comfy?"

'Hon...Why do we have tumbleweed rolling across the living room floor?' 'That's not tumbleweed...The dog is shedding again.'

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"This love seat stinks!"

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

E-Books.

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

"It's new reading light."

"The Corona Diaries"

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

We never go out anymore.

"I am doing something about all the snow. I'm hoping for an early spring."

"Our toilet is running again. Maybe you should take a lesson and run once in a while."