Cozy Couch Reader Pillows

He'd heard of curling up on the couch with a good book, but he'd never tried it.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

Book Igloo

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"Comfy?"

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

E-Books.

"This love seat stinks!"

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

"It's new reading light."

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"The Corona Diaries"

"I am doing something about all the snow. I'm hoping for an early spring."

"Our toilet is running again. Maybe you should take a lesson and run once in a while."