Book On The Sofa Reader Pillows

"Annabelle, you have to admit that you make it easy for me to be misogynistic."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Inbox and outbox for books

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Book Igloo

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

"The butler did it!"

Boss, I have a question to ask you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what your answer is going to be. Ask away, minion. Can I have a day off each week to catch up on all the "Star Wars" novels and comic books that tie into the upcoming movie? Of course, Rudy. Who am I to stand in the way of your education in the proper role of a boss and his employee? Wait ... Are you talking about the Emperor and Darth Vader? Excellent training manual, if you ignore the lame social justice warrior parts.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

Fifty Shades of Yellow

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."