Book On The Sofa Reader Mugs

"Annabelle, you have to admit that you make it easy for me to be misogynistic."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

Inbox and outbox for books

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Book Igloo

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"The butler did it!"

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

Fifty Shades of Yellow

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

Pregnancy.

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.