Quirky Bedtime Reader T-Shirts

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Bedtime story.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Cat and fishing instruction

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Good book?'

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Louse and garden...

Book Igloo

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"