Quirky Comic Reader Gifts

Have you been eating people again, Gertie?

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Time Machine Collision

X-ray Psychology.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.