Quirky Comic Reader Gifts

Atomic Bear: Part 30

Have you been eating people again, Gertie?

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Time Machine Collision

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

X-ray Psychology.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'