Quippy Reader Gifts

What Colour is Your Hand Gun?

Backfire

Great British Eccentrics.

Multi-Generational Books

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Idle parts

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Cat and fishing instruction

'My dentist recommended it.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'He's dyslexic!'

Sex Section in the Library

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

The Curious George pop-down book

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

'Good book?'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Access Denied!

The Farmer Sutra.

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Louse and garden...

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

The refinancing didn't come through -- I say we just walk away from the project.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Gigolo Diary