Quippy Reader Pillows

What Colour is Your Hand Gun?

Backfire

Great British Eccentrics.

Multi-Generational Books

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Idle parts

Cat and fishing instruction

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Trivia/Great Literature.

'My dentist recommended it.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Sex Section in the Library

'He's dyslexic!'

'Good book?'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

The Curious George pop-down book

Access Denied!

The Farmer Sutra.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Gigolo Diary

Louse and garden...