Quirky Reading Pillows

Great British Eccentrics.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Don't editorialize."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Dummies for Dummies.

'He's dyslexic!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'A book very interesting'

E M Forster.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'Good book?'

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Louse and garden...

The pop-up book of fighters

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Gigolo Diary

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Older cousin press