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'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Don't editorialize."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Dummies for Dummies.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'He's dyslexic!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Good book?'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

E M Forster.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'A book very interesting'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Gigolo Diary

Louse and garden...

The pop-up book of fighters

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."