Quirky Readers Pillows

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

The Early Bird

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"I love you, you big fool."

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Trivia/Great Literature.

Fishing.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Dummies for Dummies.

'He's dyslexic!'

'A book very interesting'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Good book?'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Seven deadly sins store

Gigolo Diary

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Louse and garden...

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."