Quirky Readers Prints

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

The Early Bird

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"I love you, you big fool."

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

The Family Joules: Part 5

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Trivia/Great Literature.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Fishing.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Dummies for Dummies.

'He's dyslexic!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'Good book?'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'A book very interesting'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Gigolo Diary

Louse and garden...

Seven deadly sins store

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."