Letter Reader Extraordinaire Gifts

"I can't read this note from your father. Is he a doctor?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Literary rain

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Duck writing love letter to hunter