Letter Reader Extraordinaire Gifts

"I can't read this note from your father. Is he a doctor?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Santa called but you were out!

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Literary rain

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.