'He has an inferiority complex.'
Sign Reader Extraordinaire Gifts
Searching for a gift for the sign reader extraordinaire in your life? Discover our creatively crafted products that celebrate their love for reading and signs. Whether they’re flipping through pages or deciphering messages, our collection adds a dash of humor and charm. Find the perfect item that resonates with their passion for reading and makes their day brighter.
'No swimming. No breathing.'
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
No Immediate Danger
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'
Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.
"I'm learning to live with existence."
Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.
Yes, That Was The Exit
"My guess it's guacamole."
'It's almost as if they knew!'
Test your patience, back in one hour.
Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.
Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.
"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."
If you can read this, you're standing too close.
Confused drivers
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...
Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?
"No religious nuts!"
A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.
'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'
"He's always been an optimist."
Hanging out your shingle
Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign
"Damn. Totally mis-read that."
Can't read 'SLOW'.
Way to go
No Skateboard. No Slouching.
Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.
Sign Reader Extraordinaire Gifts Collection
Sign Reader Extraordinaire Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for sign reader extraordinaires. Find the perfect witty or charming design to brighten their mornings.
Sign Reader Extraordinaire Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that add personality and comfort to any reading nook. Perfect for sign readers who love relaxing in style.
Sign Reader Extraordinaire Prints
Find inspiring and witty prints perfect for decorating the reading area of your sign reader extraordinaire. Elevate their space with art that speaks to their love of signs.
Sign Reader Extraordinaire T-Shirts
Browse our fun t-shirts for sign lovers that showcase their passion with humor and style. A great gift for any reading enthusiast.