Road Sign Reader Gifts

"It says 'do not enter until your exit is clear'."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

No Immediate Danger

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Can I have a look at the map?

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

One Way - Yield

'So much for your internal compass.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

'You need to learn to let people in.'

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"