Road Rule Reader Gifts

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'You forgot the product label.'

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'They're doing their tests now?

"He's new here."

Graduate

Baseball Rules Conference. The actions of this runner are prohibited by the current rules. Next slide, please.

Turning with mathematical precision.

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Legal? Big-shoed clown prepares to kick field goal.

No hitting below the belt!

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Equality in sexes leads to increase in insurance costs.

'Could you bring me the new investment regulations you downloaded yesterday?' 'It's still downloading.'

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

'Nice try, Mom! They're pinking shears.'

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

When the feds combine offices: US department of commerce & immigration...importing, exporting, deporting

Attorneys at law.

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

James Naismith

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'Are these your civil liberties, Sonny?'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

Confusing Traffic Sign.

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."