Sign Reader's Club Gifts

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

No Immediate Danger

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Caution signs.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Distance to horizon varies.

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Mystery of Flight' book flying away from boy reading it.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.