Climbing Reader Club Gifts

'He's a good guide but it's hard to keep him focused.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Rock Climber

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Workaholic on holiday

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Climbing with the baby

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Rubbish and Everest

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Another nosebleed?!"

'Mystery of Flight' book flying away from boy reading it.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!