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'He's a good guide but it's hard to keep him focused.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Rock Climber

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

FAQs.

Workaholic on holiday

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Climbing with the baby

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Rubbish and Everest

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Another nosebleed?!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"