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"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Nature Lovers

Rubbish and Everest

Painting

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"You have to understand Johnson, the most important thing is not how much time you spend at work...But how much of that time you spend brown nosing me!"

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Multi-core Mountain.

No U Turn.

Out of Order

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'Call the zoo...their mountain goat has escaped again'

'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'

Fortune Cookies

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

Fairy Library - Jack Climbs the Bean Stalk

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

Dish tied to roof

"Did you think the ladder of success would be straight up?"

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

'Darling we can't carry on like this.'