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Library has mountaineering books on a high shelf.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"The boss can see you now."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Rubbish and Everest

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"This is a duet yourself project."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Little girl skiing.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"It's called being preemptive."