Climbing Lover Gifts

Library has mountaineering books on a high shelf.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Snowmobull

"The boss can see you now."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rubbish and Everest

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"This is a duet yourself project."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Little girl skiing.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

We can't go on meeting like this...