Love-struck Climber Gifts

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

Lost in Admiration

'It's for you.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

No U Turn.

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'

"Clear!"

Castle in the Clouds

'Being passed over for a promotion is always a painful experience. It's like having a stake driven through your wallet.'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

Ice Cream Romance

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

'I thought you were proposing when you asked me to tie the knot.'

Library has mountaineering books on a high shelf.