Love-struck Cricketer Gifts

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'It's for you.'

Lost in Admiration

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Ex-cricketing lawyer

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.

Cricket Lovers

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

Young spectators teasing a cricket player.

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

Players checking racing news, commentator says 'Oh, this is a surprise. They seem to be checking the light'

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

"You're a cricket. Restless Leg Syndrome is perfectly normal."

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

A thin cricket batsman

'What do you know about culture?'

'Myopic amputee school girls 2nd XI v's England' Damn it, when are we going to get some decent opposition?

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

Moving behind the bowler's arm

"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."

Cats Play Cricket with Mouse

'So we meet again, inchworm, but this time I have the upper hand!'

'He didn't even attempt to play that one . . .'

'Bit quick, is he?'