Love-struck Cricketer T-Shirts

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'It's for you.'

Lost in Admiration

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Ex-cricketing lawyer

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

Cricket Lovers

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

Young spectators teasing a cricket player.

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

Players checking racing news, commentator says 'Oh, this is a surprise. They seem to be checking the light'

A thin cricket batsman

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"You're a cricket. Restless Leg Syndrome is perfectly normal."

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

'What do you know about culture?'

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

'Myopic amputee school girls 2nd XI v's England' Damn it, when are we going to get some decent opposition?

Moving behind the bowler's arm

"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."

Cats Play Cricket with Mouse

'So we meet again, inchworm, but this time I have the upper hand!'

'He didn't even attempt to play that one . . .'

'Bit quick, is he?'

"There's a fine line between love and bait."