Cricket Widow Gifts

Cricket wife's revenge 8

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Ex-cricketing lawyer

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

Cricket Lovers

"I take it your team lost again!"

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.

Cartoon on Sachin Tendulkar's comparison to Don Bradman

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

Hanging up the husband

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

'You know your problem don't you? You've got tennis elbow.'

Young spectators teasing a cricket player.

"There's another thing - d'you realise it's over forty-three years since I took my last wicket?"

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

The First Bounce

Players checking racing news, commentator says 'Oh, this is a surprise. They seem to be checking the light'

"You're a cricket. Restless Leg Syndrome is perfectly normal."

"Bad luck old man - that car is the umpire's new pride and joy!"

"Howzat"

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

Revenge pawn

How could I forget the day we met...