Golf Widow Gifts

'...your problem, Lady?'

Revenge pawn

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

The Golfer Gardener

Hanging up the husband

Golfer couple just married

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

Smooching on the Golf Course.

"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."

Golfing Romance

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

Celebrity Gold

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

'Your future husband will golf 7 days a week, 9 months out of the year. Since this is bad news, I won't charge you.'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'

'So, come here often?'

During the life boat drill, a man has used his wife's life jacket for his golf clubs.

Cricket wife's revenge 8

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

Golfers

'I decided Walter, I wanted to be more than just a 'golf widow'.'

'Stop moaning, Doris - you know you don't like football'

The three words every woman longs to hear: the football's finished.

"Believe it or not, but they're actually masters of this planet!"

"Ars longa, Super Bowl brevis."