Golf Widow Mugs

'...your problem, Lady?'

Tired of Bill's frequent golf outings, Vera performs an ancient Mayan rain dance.

Revenge pawn

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

The Golfer Gardener

Golfer couple just married

Hanging up the husband

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

Smooching on the Golf Course.

"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

Golfing Romance

Celebrity Gold

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

"It's the only way I can get him to look at me when the World Cup is on."

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

'Your future husband will golf 7 days a week, 9 months out of the year. Since this is bad news, I won't charge you.'

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'

'So, come here often?'

During the life boat drill, a man has used his wife's life jacket for his golf clubs.

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

Cricket wife's revenge 8

Golfers

'I decided Walter, I wanted to be more than just a 'golf widow'.'

'Stop moaning, Doris - you know you don't like football'

"I'm single as well, I told my husband he had to choose between me and the World Cup."