Golfing Mama Gifts

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

Mother and Baby

The Golfer Gardener

Golfer couple just married

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Revenge pawn

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

Celebrity Gold

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

'...your problem, Lady?'

Used golf buddies.

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

He lived and died for golf.

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'

During the life boat drill, a man has used his wife's life jacket for his golf clubs.

"I don't even really like to golf, but I love a well-manicured lawn."

'Grandma would love to hear about your home run, Ryan...right after the flop.'

'You were the one who said go and play outside.'

"Both my wife and my daughter are in hospital."

"It's been an hour - let's face it, it's just not going to drop!"

'I decided Walter, I wanted to be more than just a 'golf widow'.'

Golfer playing in the snow