World Cup Widow Gifts

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

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