Widowed Gifts

"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

"Hudson, about our reservations to the Rainbow Room for the millennium - I raffled them off."

"My husband was a klutz."

'He was double jointed. I could always find him either in McPhearson's Tavern or Al's Bar.'

'I still don't have it down pat how I'm going to get along without Pat.'

Smile.

"Hola...my name is Gregorio. And you are..."

Shepherd and eurydice

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Butterfly Woman

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Larry's used art

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Demure lady with gloves

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"We've made great progress!"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

International Women's Day

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Talk nerdy to me."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Lady of the Cake.