Widowhood Gifts

Thanksgiving Turkey Trial

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'He put up a good fight to the end.'

"I shall never forget Roger."

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

"She's been looking forward to this for years - she even took dancing lessons!"

'You'll be happy to know, John, that our age difference is no longer a problem.'

'How about hitting my wife's new boyfriend?'

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

'It was the funeral home's idea.'

"Your late husband clearly misunderstood the terms of his policy. . . we sold him life insurance, not death insurance!"

'I miss him most on pay days.'

'If I died, would you re-marry?. . . Would you give him my golf clubs?'

Widow with 'Regime sweet regime change' sampler.

"Thank you. His passing was quite sudden."

'Wayne found Barb's devotion to her deceased first husband disconcerting,,,'

'You know how I complained about him always living in the past - well, he's dead in the past.'

'Mum was right, Fred. You are too old for me.'

"And this is my late husband."

'You were with Dudley for thirty years...what are you going to do now?' 'I'm going to Disneyland!'

'My husband was sensitive, caring and understanding. It drove me nuts!'

'Cards for those special occasions'.

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Your husband died in a fire accident, madam? Well in that case You'll get a discount...'

Widow hinting at a proposal.

Hopeless widower and hopeful widow

Two gentlemen and a rich widow

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

Introducing Mrs. Dumpty

Shepherd and eurydice

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "