World Cup Follower Gifts

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Raheem Sterling

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

The Rugby Throw Up.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"He's in training for the World Cup."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Luka Modric

WTO-Free Traitor.

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

World Cup Fever

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

Passionate about Football.

Victim support

In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.

Joachim Low

Brazil vs Germany

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

Football junkie.