World Cup Enthusiast Gifts

'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'

"This match is intense!"

'Alf is like the England football team, off home after the first round.'

Soccer Mania

'Right, now this is what we call a 'football' and the 'players' will be kicking it!'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Watching the football.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Men can show their emotions!

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Football

A woman watches football on her computer.