World Cup Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bobby Charlton

'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'

England celebrate...

In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

"This match is intense!"

Jogi Loew and Manuel Neuer

Joachim Low

'Alf is like the England football team, off home after the first round.'

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

World Cup Kick-off Countdown.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Soccer Mania

'England has already decided the team for the world cup,'

'Right, now this is what we call a 'football' and the 'players' will be kicking it!'

World Cup

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"I'm sorry, your Honour, but dancing on a pub table and whopping with joy when Germany got beat in the World Cup is not being racist."

"There's food in the freezer, I'm off with Mum to Spain for a fortnight."

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Football Chameleon

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The trauma of losing.

Punt Cake

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Bears

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...