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"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

If nobody had invented graphics

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Football

Bears

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Uptight End"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'