World Cup Enthusiasts T-Shirts

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

"Honestly mate, I'm not really into football...THIS is actually a rare skin condition..."

Alf Ramsey

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Watching the football.

Football

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Men can show their emotions!

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

A scarecrow goalie

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Football heads...

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'