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"And if you don't want to see the results..."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The commentators want to run the officials...

Baseball Dreams

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

The Rugby Throw Up.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"He's in training for the World Cup."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

Ball and Chain

Luka Modric