World Cup Lover Pillows

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Baseball Dreams

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

The Rugby Throw Up.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Looks like Rick's scored."

Ball and Chain