World Cup Devotee Pillows

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

Germany defeated!

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Football Delivery

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

Ball and Chain

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

Football Security

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

Nothing was going to shake Bill from his seat during the cup final.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Big match day.

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

Football fan

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.

'Do you love me more than City?'

Joachim Low

I love Kung Fu.

Football Tattoo.