Football Devotee Pillows

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

'Quick! -- Who won the last eleven World Cups?'

Football Delivery

Pernille Mosegaard Harder

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

If nobody had invented graphics

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bears

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Football

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Uptight End"

"All of a dither as per usual!"