Tournament Devotee Pillows

Tennis Fan

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Cheerleaders

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

I love tennis

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

The Joust

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

Euros 2016

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

I love Kung Fu.

'Oh, yes-he popped the question alright-'Who's gonna win the cup?'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

Wimbledon Official distracted by the Euros.

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'