Tournament Devotee Pillows

Tennis Fan

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Cheerleaders

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

I love tennis

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

The Joust

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

I love Kung Fu.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Euros 2016

No eye in team.

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

'Oh, yes-he popped the question alright-'Who's gonna win the cup?'

Wimbledon Official distracted by the Euros.

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."