Tournament Enthusiast Pillows

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Can our software do that?'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Putin and Zelensky

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

Cheerleaders

Cat and mouse.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

A woman watches football on her computer.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Extra Long-jump

"Once more, with fury."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."