Tournament Enthusiast Mugs

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

Cheerleaders

A woman watches football on her computer.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Extra Long-jump

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe