Wimbledon Devotee Pillows

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Death playing with the middle east.

I love tennis

When John Isner got home

"It's the racket season again!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

I don't know much about Tennis...

"Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?"

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'C'mon the one with the frilly knickers!'

'Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

I love Kung Fu.

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'