Wimbledon Devotee T-Shirts

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

Novak Djokovic

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Death playing with the middle east.

I love tennis

"It's the racket season again!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

When John Isner got home

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Greville Starkey

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

I don't know much about Tennis...

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?"

'Are you going to watch Wimbledon all night?'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Martina Hingis

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

I love Kung Fu.

'C'mon the one with the frilly knickers!'

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'