Wimbledon Fanatic T-Shirts

'Tennis can be addictive...I wouldn't recommend going 'gold turkey'...let her watch an hour or two of repeats...'

I love Tennis

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Pete Sampras

Monica Seles

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Punk Reindeer

Science fiction fans on other planets

Novak Djokovic

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Check out this new store."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

I love tennis

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

Guitar.

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'